Not to sound gay... but I was watching the Olympics and...

[mr. stinkhead]

I was thinking, if I were ever to do the floor exercise whatever, where they pick their own music... what would I dance to?

I think they only have like 5 songs they use every year... but if I were to go to the Olympics, I would choose to twitter about in my pajamas to:

A) Knight Rider theme song
B) Theme song from Mr. T's cartoon

possibly Air Wolf theme for the all-around.

Ever have those thoughts?

I rarely do, because I like checking out the ladies flipping around.

Mr. Stinkhead

[madadman]

I'd use 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

I'd pick something from the Barbara Streisand collection or some works from Cher. Then again...something from "Cabaret" would be absolutely fabulous!

[DemonsAngel]

ya know i have thought about that on numerous occasions.... HAHA but i really have no clue what i would choose [img]wink.gif[/img]

[mr. stinkhead]

I think Baby Got Back would have good results.

If I were industrious enough, and had a shitload of free time, I'd tape the girls dancing around, and find songs that match. They have a basic rhythm. And with some creative editing, it could be really funny.

I also think pole dancing would be a great Olympic sport. They don't have to get naked, but extra points with the judges!

see her climb that pole with her thighs? looks good, but that stumble is going to cost her 3 tenths of a point... oooh watch that dismount

Mr. Stinkhead

[Darkest Angel]

...something about gymnasts kinda puts me off...particularly the guys...why do their voices sound just an octave or two off from the gals?

*shudder*

Anyway, I would have to use something by Rob Zombie. Can I get a brass pole installed in the middle of the mat?

[Darkest Angel]

HAW! Jinx!

But if we are going to make exotic dancing an Olympic sport, forget the gymnasts. Those girls are...well, girls. Which is creepy, wrong, and not especially attractive anyway. Let's get some nice, shapely women up there! Preferably with voices that don'e make dogs howl.

[mr. stinkhead]

*cruising for a bitch slapping from the ladies* in 3...2...1

Yeah I was not attracted to any of the girls this year... maybe I'm getting older (the last time this was on, I was only a few years older)

and how weird is it that the girl with the biggest boobs was chinese?

*ducks*

*smacks self for using these gay chat-room verbs*

Mr. Stinkhead

[baimun]

So THAT's why I could never get to national qualifying.... my voice was too low. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh well, placing at regionals and having my manhood intact is just fine. [img]smile.gif[/img]

There were some girls at the gym who were... how do I say this without sounding like a perv... weren't built like 12 year old boys... they were stackin!!! [img]wink.gif[/img]

We knew that they didn't have the build to be olympic class gymnasts.... but we NEVER discouraged them from practicing and practicing...

"Here I go..." run-bounce-run-bounce-tumble->CRASH<

"I'm so sorry... am I sitting on your head?"
"<font size="1">Mmmff wbb mmffhhh......</font>" ***

*** translation: "Fine with me!!!"

[img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Andyman]

Anything by Michael Bolton would be simply fabulous too!

Yoo hoo! Could you start my music please? I'm so ready to do my floor routine! Is this puffy shirt okay? Where's my fluffy boa?